nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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