i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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