Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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