rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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