New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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