I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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