I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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