honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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