I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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