If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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