I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
His nipple licking is glorious
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