I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
