So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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