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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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