Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
do herpes really smell.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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