the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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