I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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