NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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