that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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