Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just want nice things and good sex
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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