and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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