the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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