he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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