you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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