I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Operation Purity has been aborted
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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