you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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