Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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