Where are you?
In a non slutty way
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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