im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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