So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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