mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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