How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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