Where is the hickey?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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