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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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