I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
