He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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