I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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