i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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