I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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