Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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