girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
