ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm at about main and main street
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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