Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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