so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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