Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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