I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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