these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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