People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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