Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
false alarm. still invincible.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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