So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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