is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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