Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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