Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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