Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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